This Sweatshirt speaks the universal language of chronic pain: sarcasm. With "Everything Hurts" emblazoned boldly across the front, it’s perfect for days when the only thing you can lift is your sense of humor.
Crafted from a thrifted, upcycled tee (because saving the planet shouldn't hurt too), each shirt is as unique as your pain levels—no two are exactly alike. Soft, breathable, and broken in like your favorite old excuses for canceling plans, this tee feels like the warm hug your joints can’t give.
Whether you’re lounging on the couch, explaining your invisible illness for the hundredth time, or simply vibing with your heating pad, this shirt is the perfect conversation starter. Bonus: It’s a lot more comfortable than that unspoken grimace you’ve perfected!
Sustainably sourced. Painfully relatable. Welcome to the "everything hurts, but at least I look good" lifestyle.